Post by Lord Greevon on Sept 10, 2012 22:52:32 GMT -5
In an old baron's land, he had a castle like no other. This old baron was a peculiar fellow who often allowed his eccentricities to manifest themselves in his everyday life, be it actions, thoughts, or words.
We shall call him "the Baron." Now, the Baron's castle... yes, the castle was the topic of conversation. The Baron's castle was odd. Imagine, if you will, the most sterotypical old castle that people would often think of when reading about an old castle owned by a baron. Now entirely disregard that thought because I said this castle was like no other, what are you a fool?
Inside this castle were walls shaped entirely of spiraling tower structures. Likewise, the tower structures also had walls within them made up of similarly spiraling tower shapes.
The castle had no stories nor basements, however the clever and eccentric baron had designed his castle so that his bedroom was located on the third floor. Inside the old Baron's bedroom was a bed that could not be slept in, no matter the way you lay as the shape of it was so terribly contorted that you would fall upwards and find yourself falling to the ceiling if you were not careful.
The Baron's dog slept within a doghouse that was meant for a cat, however the cat who was the true proprietor of the doghouse could not claim ownership as it was placed along the border of two foreign countries entirely alien to the Baron's estate and so, ultimately, out of any their jurisdictions.
As for the feeding of these two household pets, he would demand the use of a shovel. The old Baron's servants, unfortunately, were of complete mental health and did not entirely understand how the use of a shovel could aid in the pets' feeding. Instead, the shovel was returned to the Baron who became outraged at the servants for not following direct orders. Their punishment was to use the shovel to dig a hole in the sky. This hole is now the site of the estate well where, to the servants' bewilderment, the Baron draws water every morning for cooking and a bath.
We shall call him "the Baron." Now, the Baron's castle... yes, the castle was the topic of conversation. The Baron's castle was odd. Imagine, if you will, the most sterotypical old castle that people would often think of when reading about an old castle owned by a baron. Now entirely disregard that thought because I said this castle was like no other, what are you a fool?
Inside this castle were walls shaped entirely of spiraling tower structures. Likewise, the tower structures also had walls within them made up of similarly spiraling tower shapes.
The castle had no stories nor basements, however the clever and eccentric baron had designed his castle so that his bedroom was located on the third floor. Inside the old Baron's bedroom was a bed that could not be slept in, no matter the way you lay as the shape of it was so terribly contorted that you would fall upwards and find yourself falling to the ceiling if you were not careful.
The Baron's dog slept within a doghouse that was meant for a cat, however the cat who was the true proprietor of the doghouse could not claim ownership as it was placed along the border of two foreign countries entirely alien to the Baron's estate and so, ultimately, out of any their jurisdictions.
As for the feeding of these two household pets, he would demand the use of a shovel. The old Baron's servants, unfortunately, were of complete mental health and did not entirely understand how the use of a shovel could aid in the pets' feeding. Instead, the shovel was returned to the Baron who became outraged at the servants for not following direct orders. Their punishment was to use the shovel to dig a hole in the sky. This hole is now the site of the estate well where, to the servants' bewilderment, the Baron draws water every morning for cooking and a bath.